TELLURIUM TO TELORION
TELLURIUM IS AN ATOMIC ELEMENT,
WHOSE URINE IMPLYING LATINATE NAME,
AND MEANINGLESS DOUBLE LL's
CAUSE SCIENTISTS & WORKERS
TO REFUSE TO WORK WITH IT,
THEREFORE
THE UNITED NATIONS COMMITTEE ON NOMENCLATURE,
A COMMITTEE ESTABLISHED TO SIMPLIFY THE COMPLEX NAMES,
OF ALL THE RAW MATERIALS THAT ARE SOLD
IN INTERNATIONAL COMMERCE AND,
THE UNITED NATIONS COMMITTEE ON EDUCATION
A COMMITTEE CREATED TO AID THE DEVELOPING NATIONS,
TEACH WORKERS THE NAMES OF THE ATOMIC ELEMENTS,
ORES AND CHEMICAL TERMINOLOGY
BOTH HAVE REQUESTED THAT ALL THE ATOMIC ELEMENTS,
HAVE A SHORT, SIMPLE NAME, MADE OF NOT MORE THAN
TWO SYLLABLES OR A MAXIMUM THREE SYLLABLES.
" WITHOUT ANY DOUBLE LETTERS OR,
COMBINED SOUND LETTERS, SUCH AS, AE, PH, CH, TH
XY, UO, IU AND WITHOUT ANY LETTERS SUCH AS,
XE AND YT, THAT ARE NOT USED AND PRONOUNCED
AS THEY ARE NORMALLY PRONOUNCED IN THE U.N."
THEREFORE,
AFTER REVIEW BY,
THE ADVISORY COUNCIL OF AFRICAN & ASIAN WORKERS
& THE FRENCH SPEAKING iNTERNATIONAL WORKERS COUNCIL:
THE NAME TELORION WAS SELECTED TO REPLACE
TELLURIUM BECAUSE THE URINE SUGGESTING LETTERS,
URI IN THAT NAME HAS ALWAYS CAUSED STUDENTS
TO BELIEVE ITS COMPOUNDS CONTAINED UREA.